The Witchy Housewife

Description

The Witchy Housewife’s Threefold Spread Tarot Reading is a quick and affordable three-card tarot card reading that is perfect for guidance and advice on circumstances at a glance. This is also an excellent choice for sampling my tarot reading services to see if my reading style is compatible with your needs and/or as a means of helping you make a decision on whether or not one of my larger readings on the topic at hand would be beneficial for your circumstances. Just set the desired quantity of threefold readings you would like and download the PDF attached to your purchase for further instructions and a link to my intuitive reading form.

As a bonus, this reading includes one free complimentary post-reading tarot card pull and one free complimentary post-reading pendulum response conducted via email for any further clarification you may like. These complimentary services are optional and never expire, so please contact me via email if and when you may wish to utilize them. Note that these follow-ups must be relevant to the topic of your reading.

These are the current Threefold Spreads that are available for this reading:

• ⏳ The Timeline Glimpse – Past | Present | Future
• 💃 The Self-Trio Status – Mind | Body | Spirit
• 🧘 The Alignment Checker – Thoughts | Feelings | Actions
• ⚖️ The Decision Maker – Decision | Positives | Negatives
• 🚩 The Problem Solver – Situation | Option | Outcome
• 🛣️ The Road Opener – Obstacle | Solution | Outcome
• 👩‍❤️‍👨 The Relationship Boost – Relationship | Advice | Outcome
• 🔗 The Connection Finder – Target 1 | Relationship | Target 2
• 🍎 The Lesson Sampler – What Worked | What Didn’t | Lesson

💜 How It Works: Upon purchase, you will receive a downloadable PDF which contains instructions and a link to my intuitive reading form. For this reading, I will require the first and last name that you are most known by, the best email to contact you, the question(s) you would like me to address in this reading, and any additional information you wish for me to have. A photograph of you is also appreciated to assist me in channeling a deeper connection to you and your guides during the sessions, but it is not required if you are not comfortable sharing one. For quickest turnaround time, please fill out and submit the form as soon as possible. For Threefold Spread Tarot Readings, one form may be filled out for the full quantity of threefold spreads you have purchased with this reading. If I do not receive a form from you within 24 hours after your purchase, I will contact you via the email you have provided at check-out.

Once I have received your form, I will conduct your reading during my next available office hours (noted at the bottom of this description). Upon completion of your reading, you will receive:

• A personalized tarot reading for the quantity of threefold spreads you have selected
• A printable PDF report of my interpretation of the cards I have pulled
• One additional complimentary post-reading card pull and interpretation via email
• One additional complimentary post-reading pendulum response and interpretation via email

⌛ Turnaround Time: Turnaround time for my readings generally run about 1 – 3 business days and are handled on a first-come, first-served basis. During periods wherein I am heavily booked, turnaround time may exceed this window. If your reading is expected to take more than 3 business days, I will notify you by email as soon as possible.

🐈‍⬛ Why You Might Choose Me: My name is Dezy Delaceur. I am an experienced tarot reader and practicing witch from New Orleans. My readings are conducted intuitively, meaning that I let my intuition guide me further than traditional tarot card meanings would allow. I am also honest and thorough. If your reading shows a less than pleasant path ahead, I will not sugarcoat it. If there is something I am not certain about, I will be upfront about it. Finally, in all my readings, I implement a very specific preparatory ritual and invite the gods and your guide(s) into my space. If you wish to read more about me and my history, feel free to have a look about my About page.

🏺 My Divination Process: For all intuitive tarot card readings, I follow a very specific ritual process which involves a trance-inducing dance, ritual cleansing of miasma, casting a protective circle, and burning incense inspired by the mind-altering vapors in Ancient Delphi. After these preparations, I begin my session with prayer to Apollon Thearios, Artemis Thearia, Athene Amboulia, the Moirai, the Sacred Triad Khthonia, and my guides to aid me in my reading. At this point, I also invite your guides into the space to assist me in connecting to your energy and meditate briefly to strengthen that connection further. If there are any gods which you work with and would like me to invite into the circle for this reading, I am happy to do so upon request. What follows next is your reading. Please be sure that you are comfortable with this arrangement prior to purchase, as, for my safety, comfort, and effectiveness, I am not able to accommodate changes.

🔮 About Divination: In my experience with divination, I have come to believe that our paths are malleable. As we weave the way through our respective timelines, divination allows us a windowed glimpse into the path we are currently walking. Therefore, I do not believe that the results of divination, when applied to our physical lives, are set in stone. Ultimately, you are in control of your own life, and divination is simply a wonderful little tool that can give you the insight you may need to know if you should continue on the path you are on or change course entirely.

Tarot readings and other spiritual service providers who claim they know everything about every, that they are the only ones who can perform a particular service for you, or that tarot is a binding contract are likely being dishonest in their practices. Even if you do not choose to work with me, it is important to me that you are aware of the, unfortunately, very real and very abundant presence of charlatans within the metaphysical community. I’ve written an article on the topic of red flags to be aware of when searching for a spiritual service provider which you may read here.

❌ Please note that I will not answer any questions regarding legal matters, medical matters (including pregnancy/conception), lottery/gambling predictions, or death. It is also within my right to turn down any reading request which goes against my moral code, which is entirely up to my discretion. I retain the right to turn down any service which I am uncomfortable in providing. Know that I am not a doctor, counselor, lawyer, or financial advisor of any kind. Additionally, you must be 18 years of age to purchase my services.

🕰️ Office Hours: Monday – Thursday, 10 AM – 6 PM CST
📆 Out-of-Office Holidays: All US Federal Holidays and Wiccan sabbats

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